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Yesterday? I was informed that a person I'd told about my sexuality was sure I wasn't *really* bisexual, because I was in a relationship with one person. Who has but a single gender. O.o I did not see that coming. Apparently, unless you *sleep* with people, it really doesn't matter if you lust after them in your heart. Note: I know that sort of attitude is out there, I just wasn't expecting it from HIM.
apetslife mentioned another case of bisexuality being called a myth. Apparently, her friend was told that all women are, indeed, solely lesbian unless brainwashed. Again I say, O.o
In the same post, Pet asked about celebrities that could in theory drag you into sex with the gender from which you normally abstain. I immediately thought of my list on both sides, and then I suddenly wondered; do I count here? I know apetslife "sees" bisexual people, yes, but what would actually be *my* line to cross? Because the gender divide ain't really an issue. And, oh glory, a light dawned. I'm one of life's crazy monogamists (no, really, it's not moral, it's for my pleasure), and I'm v.v. unlikely to be in a sandwich. BUT. Are there people out there hot enough to tempt me into a threesome, at least if-I-were-unattached-in-theory? Hell yes.
So, here for your bemusement is my list of assembled sets that'd tempt me against my natural-born inclinations.
stungunbilly's Dangerous Threesome List
part the first, fictional people
apetslife mentioned another case of bisexuality being called a myth. Apparently, her friend was told that all women are, indeed, solely lesbian unless brainwashed. Again I say, O.o
In the same post, Pet asked about celebrities that could in theory drag you into sex with the gender from which you normally abstain. I immediately thought of my list on both sides, and then I suddenly wondered; do I count here? I know apetslife "sees" bisexual people, yes, but what would actually be *my* line to cross? Because the gender divide ain't really an issue. And, oh glory, a light dawned. I'm one of life's crazy monogamists (no, really, it's not moral, it's for my pleasure), and I'm v.v. unlikely to be in a sandwich. BUT. Are there people out there hot enough to tempt me into a threesome, at least if-I-were-unattached-in-theory? Hell yes.
So, here for your bemusement is my list of assembled sets that'd tempt me against my natural-born inclinations.
stungunbilly's Dangerous Threesome List
part the first, fictional people
- Sam and Dean Winchester. Now, mind, I'd spend a good part of the time watching, and weirdly? Sam is totally going in the middle.
And Dean? Is wearing OMG SO MUCH LATEX. ::wipes him with a handywipe, too:: - Max (Dark Angel) and Ray Kowalski. I may never leave the bed.
- Claire Fischer (Six Feet Under) and Ronon Dex.(SG:A) Seriously, don't bother calling. The phone's off the hook.
- Lex Luthor (Smallville) and Teyla Emmagan(SG:A). Do I have to explain? Oh, Teyla.
- Faith (Buffy) and Tara (also Buffy). I only hope Faith brought the toy box, because I have PLANS. And oh, so totally have dibs on the middle in this one.
