Ahaahahaha!

I love being blamed for things, even when I am *completely* innocent.
Especially when they are this enjoyable.

Because this is just what really funky elf!love should taste like.

I am, of course, completely and unequivocally innocent of the charges against me.

[EDIT] "But even Sexual Chocolate would be no use against the mayhem that would be unleashed this night."
Bwahahaha!