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10 Things that I Have Personally Seen Men Do

1. Burst into tears.
2. Obsess and talk constantly about why the person they love doesn't love them back.
3. Say the absolutely sappiest freaking thing with no idea it is a cliche, as the guy in question didn't read romance novels or watch romantic film.
4. Name the Penis.
5. Sit by the phone waiting for a call.
6. Eat for emotional comfort.
7. Say "I love you, man" to other guys with no hint of real embarrassment.
8. Rant about how they can't find a woman who will marry them, and complain about how women just want to have sex and not marriage.
9. Acknowledge fear without shame.
10. Moon over cute kittens.

4 Things I Have Never Personally Seen a Man Do

1. Call himself "a little (or teenage) girl" for crying or expressing emotion.
2. Accuse a buddy of being a fag for hugging him.
3. Reply to an "I love you, man" with an insult or a joke.
4. Say "men don't cry".

Just saying.