But for now, since I can't post *good* writing, or even recs (although, just a side-note; if you love Bob Bryar and GSF, check out ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
xanphibian's insanely funny MCR Bob-buster) I'm going to post horrible last lines. (The SO and I made a list of heinous story enders, and so you lucky people get the last five.)
5. In the end, the rectal thermometer broke.
4. The people in the windows were all watching him as he passed, finally, and Pete knew genuine satisfaction for the three seconds it took him to fall.
3. Beaten semi-conscious, and lying in a pool of his own sick, Ryan was grateful he’d escaped his upbringing.
2. So Pete covered Patrick in hot jizz sauce, for that extra holiday flair.
1. And then Frank stuffed Gerard’s colon full of densely packed man-meat.
The End
xanphibian's insanely funny MCR Bob-buster) I'm going to post horrible last lines. (The SO and I made a list of heinous story enders, and so you lucky people get the last five.)5. In the end, the rectal thermometer broke.
4. The people in the windows were all watching him as he passed, finally, and Pete knew genuine satisfaction for the three seconds it took him to fall.
3. Beaten semi-conscious, and lying in a pool of his own sick, Ryan was grateful he’d escaped his upbringing.
2. So Pete covered Patrick in hot jizz sauce, for that extra holiday flair.
1. And then Frank stuffed Gerard’s colon full of densely packed man-meat.
The End
