the stars like dust

I'm not really ready for my foray into bandslash yet:

1. I'm still all Winchester-attached, and Sam is still Sam.
   
2. SGA and I have had a cordial separation, but I may get over my distaste for the direction of the show at some point and need a fix of Ronon, swooshy!ships, and Teyla's little puzzlement wrinkle. Or just start up Season 1 again and fall in love with John/Rodney and put off doing the paperwork yet again.
3. I've been having anime *urges*. You know the ones. Getbackers is shiny.
4. I've spent the last week helpless in the sway of Xander Harris, who just gets better with time. Plus, I just got my Season 1 Buffy discs in the mail.
   
5. There are about a hundred miscellaneous fandoms crying out for a phone call or at least an email from me, and the SO is bringing up that Due South story we were working on together.
   
6. I <3 Reaper. I don't *want* to start writing in that 'verse, but I've already started in my head; and okay, to the SO, who also likes the show just fine.
7. There are THREE other new shows I like. This doesn't happen. None of them are the ultimate show, but I enjoy them AND they have slashy potential. (Which, to be fair, I find pretty much everything does, but still.)
8. I just got Rome Season Two from the library. Pullo/Vorenus all the way.
9. CW_RPS still has so much untapped potential.
10. JC is making weird career moves again, and Lance's book is coming out!
    
11. I'm just getting ready to read straight through the HP cycle as a whole.
    
12. I've been mulling my own version of NaNo.
13. There's too much animosity between bandlslash and my other fandoms; I'm not judging anyone, I just don't want to deal with squack. I won't choose.
14. There is no #14; I just didn't want to leave it at 13 in case I developed triskadekaphobia.

So, of course all of a sudden (read: "blame Alex and funny crack fiction"), I have become fascinated by Patrick Stump's genius and the weird facial stylings of Pete Wentz. And maybe watched a video on youtube. And then also looked up who that Gerard Way guy is.

But, I understand that there are tons of boys and pairings and whatnot in this fandom. So, bandslash people, sell me! On your favorite band, your favorite song, the best pairing that ever wore emo, the ultimate interview. This is your opportunity to convince me that your guy(s) are the coolest.

Or, alternatively, explain to me who I should never, never read about, because he killed a kitten several times on stage before burning down a Tibetan monastery. Or likes conservative talk radio. Whatever.

Tell me!