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Questions about for Jack Sparrow:
1. What is that open sore on your face, Jack? Do you have festering syphilitic sores? Are you going mad? Because that would explain a lot.
2. Why do you keep calling Will a eunuch? Are you pissed he won't sleep with you?
3. Are you really willing to give Elizabeth syphilis?
4. Do you secretly have some fantastically complicated plan which justifies your behavior, like in the first film? Or are you really so craven as to sacrifice the kids who saved your neck?
5. Why do you keep telling Norrington you were on his side, when you know it pisses him off?
6. WHY did you accept Norrington into your crew? Are you crazy?
7. Have you tried the mercury cure?
8. Will I come out of my disillusionment only to find that I can't help still loving your syphilitic, non-hygienic, bastardly self?
9. Just what was your relationship with Bill Turner?
1. What is that open sore on your face, Jack? Do you have festering syphilitic sores? Are you going mad? Because that would explain a lot.
2. Why do you keep calling Will a eunuch? Are you pissed he won't sleep with you?
3. Are you really willing to give Elizabeth syphilis?
4. Do you secretly have some fantastically complicated plan which justifies your behavior, like in the first film? Or are you really so craven as to sacrifice the kids who saved your neck?
5. Why do you keep telling Norrington you were on his side, when you know it pisses him off?
6. WHY did you accept Norrington into your crew? Are you crazy?
7. Have you tried the mercury cure?
8. Will I come out of my disillusionment only to find that I can't help still loving your syphilitic, non-hygienic, bastardly self?
9. Just what was your relationship with Bill Turner?
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