Just a thought but

I am increasingly of the opinion that anti-pairing and/or anti-slash etc. rants are really a plaintive cry for more stories that suit a person's taste. (When the person's not just a troll, that is.)

Does person x really hate pairing q, or do they just want all their favorite writers to write pairing z? Or write pairing q *their* way?
"Will is not a uke!" or "Sean Bean would *never* wear that brand of boxers!" or maybe "if Jack *did* suck Gillette off he would only be doing it to make Norrington jealous!" or the ever-appearing "Mulder just isn't gay! Can't you see that? It's character rape!"

Maybe someone could set up a kind of charity ward, where persons deprived of their fan fictional needs could receive injections of het/slash/gen as needed?

A nice slash ward would be of use to me quite often. Nobody understands my Snape/Neville needs. ::sniff::