Soon! Soon I will return!

But for now, since I can't post *good* writing, or even recs (although, just a side-note; if you love Bob Bryar and GSF, check out xanphibian's insanely funny MCR Bob-buster) I'm going to post horrible last lines.  (The SO and I made a list of heinous story enders, and so you lucky people get the last five.)

( 5 horrible conclusions- cut to protect your eyes (AND YOUR MIND!) )