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Like many other happy fen, I do my most humble Dance of the Possessor.
Pirates! In my hot little hands.
Random Question Corner:
1. Why does Elizabeth/Norrington turn my crank? Because. Guh. And not just because Jack Davenport is a dem fine figure of a man, either, because it's the *two* of them that does it. (Though I have adored Jack since Ripley.)
2. Why isn't there a scene where Jack licks Will? Perfectly innocently, of course, but. Just a taste. Maybe spilled rum or something. He needs salt!
3. Why do I love Elizabeth's father so very much?
4. I think Elizabeth should go forth on her own, really. Independence! Freedom! And yet; I want Norrington to sweep her off her feet and. Lots of sex. ::ahem::
But then the freedom and the open sea. Maybe a nice, heavily oral affair with Anamaria. More freedom. And then a world tour with whatever-the-hell-his-first-name-is-but-what-a-cutie Norrington. Is this wrong?
5. Any two members of this cast might be having sex. Look at them! They are all so shiny. Except Barbossa. He has magic dulling lotion. But still, charisma will have its way. And also, he likes shiny food. But, if he likes apples so much, why the teeth? *g*
6. Do I sound like I only enjoy the movie for prurient reasons? (I'll tell you a secret; I actually love the pirate/curse/treasure/heroic fool/friendship-in-unlikely-places thing immensely as well. Though licking is always nice.)
Pirates! In my hot little hands.
Random Question Corner:
1. Why does Elizabeth/Norrington turn my crank? Because. Guh. And not just because Jack Davenport is a dem fine figure of a man, either, because it's the *two* of them that does it. (Though I have adored Jack since Ripley.)
2. Why isn't there a scene where Jack licks Will? Perfectly innocently, of course, but. Just a taste. Maybe spilled rum or something. He needs salt!
3. Why do I love Elizabeth's father so very much?
4. I think Elizabeth should go forth on her own, really. Independence! Freedom! And yet; I want Norrington to sweep her off her feet and. Lots of sex. ::ahem::
But then the freedom and the open sea. Maybe a nice, heavily oral affair with Anamaria. More freedom. And then a world tour with whatever-the-hell-his-first-name-is-but-what-a-cutie Norrington. Is this wrong?
5. Any two members of this cast might be having sex. Look at them! They are all so shiny. Except Barbossa. He has magic dulling lotion. But still, charisma will have its way. And also, he likes shiny food. But, if he likes apples so much, why the teeth? *g*
6. Do I sound like I only enjoy the movie for prurient reasons? (I'll tell you a secret; I actually love the pirate/curse/treasure/heroic fool/friendship-in-unlikely-places thing immensely as well. Though licking is always nice.)