of all the words of mice and men

[stungunbilly]

Fragments from Stories that Might Have Been

(If I actually wrote for SG:A, this could have happened to some unsuspecting Netizen.)

 

 

Consensually Questionable.

 

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“It’s not my fault,” said Rodney. “I didn’t mean to rape you.”

 

John hissed in frustration. “Rodney. Let’s leave behind the area of questionable consent and just untie me, okay?”

 

“No. Not until you promise not to kill me.”

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Rodney McKay and the Prince of Atlantis

 

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“You have exactly twenty-seven minutes to suck my cock until I come. If by that time I have not ejaculated we will be in one of the universes where we get eaten by a space vampire before we finish lunch on the second Tuesday of next month. Do you really want to be responsible for the best mind in two galaxies being a bug-hybrid’s dinner? And don’t look at me like that; I told you not to go right at the last corridor, Colonel.”

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The Shaking of Things

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“Dr. McKay should stay here.”

 

“And what would you know, you overgrown man-weed? I at least can recognize useful technology when I see it.”

 

“Good then. Okay, Rodney’s with Ronon. Don’t forget to tell him about the little costume they expect to see on your companion, Dex. I think the sequins will suit his complexion.”

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